Instead of futuristic letter writing, I decided to put my years of training as a classroom teacher to good use. If nothing else, I got my frustrations out, and had a good chuckle while doing so. What is written below is the result of my overactive imagination.<\/p>\n
Laundry Quiz<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Carefully read through each question and answer to the best of your ability.<\/p>\n Section One: True or False<\/strong><\/p>\n Please circle the appropriate answer.<\/p>\n Please go back and look over your answers in Section One. Your choices might determine whether your mother chooses to reveal herself as Emperor Palpatine later at dinner tonight.<\/p>\n Section Two: Multiple Choice. <\/strong><\/p>\n 6. Places where your dirty clothes should not<\/strong> be found<\/p>\n a. Mom\u2019s van (HINT: you might want to go back and double check your answer to #2)<\/p>\n b. Your floor (especially if your room is next to the laundry room)<\/p>\n c.\u00a0 The dirty clothes pile\/basket<\/p>\n d.\u00a0 The bathroom floor<\/p>\n e.\u00a0 Both a & b<\/p>\n f.\u00a0 Answers a, b, & d are correct.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 7.\u00a0 When walking downstairs while carrying nothing, a good use for your hands and arms might be<\/p>\n a.\u00a0 Try to find the best location for future tattoos<\/p>\n b.\u00a0 Flex your muscles to see how much time you need to put in at the gym<\/p>\n c.\u00a0 Pick up dirty clothes pile and take to the laundry room<\/p>\n d.\u00a0 Practice stiff arm placement for Irish dance lessons<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 8. When you do not put away clothes from your own assigned basket, the message you are sending your mother is<\/p>\n a.\u00a0 Oops, I forgot! (Remember your mother wrote a song about this, and she would be happy to share it on YouTube.)<\/p>\n b.\u00a0 Cha-ching! Extra money for college funds! Reasoning: We don\u2019t each need a room. We would like to live hostel-style. All of our clothes can be kept in the laundry room, and we can rent out our current rooms.<\/p>\n c.\u00a0 We don\u2019t really like our clothes all that much, and we hate to break our mother\u2019s heart. Feel free to donate those clothes to less fortunate children.<\/p>\n d.\u00a0 Winter has been hard in Minnesota. We hear that they are in need of warm materials for bed linings at the Humane Society. Stay warm four legged friends!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 9. The thing to be done with clothes hanging on the drying rod is:<\/p>\n a.\u00a0 open a rather eclectic boutique in the basement.<\/p>\n b.\u00a0 fold them and place in the owner\u2019s basket.<\/p>\n c.\u00a0 offer them as wardrobe for the next class play.<\/p>\n d.\u00a0 hide behind them in an epic game of Hide-N-Seek.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 10.\u00a0 If you are able to read English and you are suffering from no mobility issues, you are also capable of<\/p>\n a.\u00a0 Placing a load of dirty clothes in the washer and starting said washer.<\/p>\n b.\u00a0 Placing a load of clean clothes in the dryer or hanging clean clothes on drying rod.<\/p>\n c.\u00a0 Folding clean and dry clothes.<\/p>\n d.\u00a0 Getting a job of any means to pay for having the family\u2019s laundry sent out.<\/p>\n e.\u00a0 All of the above are correct answers.<\/p>\n f.\u00a0 Okay, a, b, & c are more realistic answers.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n\n
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